Superbowl XL Pre-Game Talking Points

* Are there any Seattle fans in Detroit? At all? It's all yellow Terrible Towels. The Hulk colored ones are the color of the seats.

* Where the fuck was Joe Montana during the parade of Superbowl MVPs? We miss you Joe.

* Who invited Condi Rice? Can't we send her to guard a Danish embassy in the Middle East?

* Disneyworld commercial is in first place thusfar.