Talking Points

* The Crush List is updated.

* Reb Livingston goes to foetry.com more than Monday Love? That's like eating at McDonald's more than Grimace. Pass the Shamrock Shake. Statcounter Update: Reston, Virginia: 9 hours 16 mins 32 secs. Shouldn't you be editing another fake anthology nobody wants to buy?

* Guy Attending New School Doesn't Get Flarf. And happens to write bad poems. "The alligators didn't move for a long time." Zzzzzz, coma me.

* In related news I posted my second review at amazon and you can use the phrase "Complete Dogshit." Lehman to hold poetry reading opposite the Superbowl. Which is like "Titanic thinks it can take out that fucking iceberg! Vroom!"

* If you're in Legitimate Douchebags and haven't yet been made fun of but would like to be, drop me a line. It may be that I have no idea who you are or can't think of anything funny or that I think you're either too cute or too pathetic to be made fun of. Help me smoke you.