Al-Jimzeera Talking Points

* Let this photo serve as a reminder for me to go hear The Poet Robin Beth Schaer (and *sigh* Jordan Davis & Aaron Belz) Saturday at the Ear Inn.

* That magical moment when you set your friendster to "In a Relationship."

* Elvis couldn't sing or act. 50 Cent doesn't need the verbal acrobatics of Jay-Z, Kanye or Eminem. He's just the sexiest.

* Speech *this* Mr. President. The Majority **still** thinks you're a lying dick. Have a good weekend at Camp David.

* Cartoons forthcoming: new "Everything is Great and No One is to Blame," "We Could Be Heroes!!" and introducing "Pass the Small Pox Blanket." Sometime this weekend maybe.

* Photos get bigger if you click on them.

* I think I'll run sitemeter-less over here. One less thing I'll have to obsess about. So I can obsess about something else.

* I like police sirens but not fire engine sirens.

* To anyone seeking unsolicited advice on how to deal with things written about you at foetry.com: silence is the absolute worst way to handle it. If the truth is your friend, deal with them head on. Period.