The Catfucking Thread

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Snark said...
Oh Jimmy, it's supper time. Entertain me.

2:59 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
You eat supper in the afternoon?

xxxjimmy

3:00 PM, January 24, 2006



Snark said...
Snark Huuunnngry!

3:04 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
Why is agent.trochee@gmail.com now sending me quotes? Is he some kind
of Barlett's Rain Man character? Is this how the Snark rolls?

xxxjimmy

3:06 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
Jon Stewart is *funny* by the way. When has this site ever been funny?

"Lesbian dwarves?"

xxxjimmy

3:11 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
PS: You fuck baby kittens? Are there any other kind of kittens?

3:16 PM, January 24, 2006



Snark said...
I don't speak for Trochee, dude. Snark>flames: Get it together man!
Quit whining about other people who aren't really whining...

Wait a minute. Now I'm whining about someone whining about people who
are whining. Room... spinning... Noooooooo!!!

3:17 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
You are not making any sense. Are you fucking a kitten right now? Was
this poem a submission to CATFANCY? Does Ginger know about you and
beastiality?

xxxjimmy

3:21 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
When I write MEOW do you get a stiffy?

xxxjimmy

3:31 PM, January 24, 2006



Snark said...
Ginger's more into goats, actually.

3:32 PM, January 24, 2006


Snark said...
P.S. That last one was OK. You should delete the previous comments and
save the last one, which is at least a feeble resemblance of snark...

Who else? Whatcha got?

3:34 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
I don't actually think you're all that good a judge at what's funny,
kittenfucker.

xxxjimmy

3:36 PM, January 24, 2006



Snark said...
This is getting tiresome. Don't you have your own blog or something? Go there.

Like I said before, if we suck so bad, why do you keep coming back,
over and over? What does that say about YOU, buddy?

I tried with this post, but you just don't seem to know how to have fun.

3:48 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
Are you *crying* again, Snark? What's with all the whining and crying
around here? THERE'S NO CRYING IN SNARKLAND! THAT'S THE DINNER BELL!
AND I AM EATING YOUR LUNCH WHILE YOU FUCK SOME CATS!

xxxjimmy

3:52 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
DANCE YOU SICK KITTENFUCKING MONKEY! DANCE!

xxxjimmy

3:54 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
QUIT YOUR CRYING AND DANCE YOU GODDAMNED KITTENFUCKING DILWEED!

xxxjimmy

4:00 PM, January 24, 2006



Snark said...
Yeah, you're real funny dude. Glad you found the all caps button.
That's really impressive. I can tell you really are a master of snark.
What wit!

4:03 PM, January 24, 2006

Anonymous said...
who is this creep, and why don't you just cut him off? can't you just
ban him or something? did you snark his poems? he's obviously some guy
whose feathers you ruffled who's here to start a flame war. troll.
delete.

4:08 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
Are you *STILL* crying, kittenhumper? MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR
CATFANCY POEMS TO YOURSELF IF YOU'RE SO GODDAMNED SENSITIVE!

Is "snark" some kind of kittenfucking euphemism?

YOU SICK CAT RAPER!

xxxjimmy

4:09 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
THE SNARK CAN'T HANDLE ME!

GO RAPE A TABBY! SICKO!

xxxjimmy

4:10 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
Is this anonymous loser part of some cat-raping yahoo group of yours?

xxxjimmy

4:12 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
THAT'S THE DINNER BELL! SMEAR YOURSELF WITH CAT POO AND STICK YOUR
DICK IN YOUR CAT'S EAR! DING DING!

xxxjimmy

4:13 PM, January 24, 2006



Snark said...
I was thinking about deleting him. He was getting pretty annoying. But
now, watching him come unhinged, I feel like its come around full
circle, and now it's actually amusing.

Thanks for dancing, Jimmy!

4:16 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR KITTEN ASS, SNARK? Do you suck the dingleberries
out of the ass of the cats you love a lot?

What I've done here is funnier than anything that's EVER happened here.

SUCK OUT YOUR BELOVED CAT'S ASSHOLE!!

xxxjimmy

4:22 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
"Watching him come unhinged?" Are you imagining that I'm coming all
over you and your cat? That my arms are flailing around in some kind
of unhinged orgasmic cat-tastic display?

WHY DO YOU ASK TO BE SNARKED IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE BEING SNARKED YOU
WHINY CATFUCKING LOSER???

xxxjimmy

4:31 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
IS THAT THE DINNER BELL?

IS SNARK STIL HUUUUUUUNGRY?

DING DING!

xxxjimmy

4:34 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
You must be enjoying some post-coital kitten snuggling time.

xxxjimmy

5:09 PM, January 24, 2006


Kitty Kat Love said...
Zing! Clearly this guy is out of his league snarky. I think he realize
how badly he was getting creamed and he lost it. You should just
delete his rantings. He apparently has snark confused with capital
letters.

7:25 PM, January 24, 2006

Imp said...
Yes, you apparently inspire strong feelings in little Jimmy. I
honestly don't think he realizes what an ass he just made of himself.

7:38 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
Why would you delete what I've written if I'm so far out of his
league? Snark should be on Suicide Watch. All we got out of the
Captain Catfucker is the sound of him wetting his own pants.

Are you his cat? With the greased up asshole? Does the Snark have a
friend with an actual name?

DING DING CATMOLESTOR! YOU BREATH SMELLS LIKE MEOW MIX AND YOU GOT
LITTER UP YOUR PEEHOLE!

xxxjimmy

PS: I like how anonymous losers always declare victory when they're
getting their asses kicked. At least that never changes! DINNER IS
SERVED! ON YOUR MENU? CAT COCK!

7:38 PM, January 24, 2006


Trish Wheeler said...
Here's a lesson in snark, little man. It involves at least some amount
of wit. It doesn't mean putting words like "asshole," "peehole," and
"cock" in capital letters with exclamation points after them. Do you
really think anyone besides yourself could possibly find that funny?

Snark's poem really stinks, but not as much as your comments.

8:04 PM, January 24, 2006


Jim Behrle said...
What happened to Poetry Snark? Is he weeping beneath his bed? Must his
little friends protect him from big old me? I am 8,000 pounds, lady! I
live on the Empire State Building and my CAPITAL LETTERS ARE
INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN!! SLATHER THAT AGAINST SNARKMAN'S TAINT! BECAUSE
TODAY HE'S BEEN MY LITTLE KITTEN BITCH! Here comes my explosive cum:
KABOOM! Right UP his CATMOLESTING nose!

xxxjimmy

8:33 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
It's like a CHORUS of godamned WHIMPERING from SNARKFANS!! Who knew
the people who came to this site were such MUSHY little ENABLERS!

BUY YOUR BUDDY SOME PUFFS PLUS AND WIPE THE CATCUM OFF HIS NOSE. I'm
from PETA and I'm here to say KITTENFUCKING IS NO JOKE! I'll be back
EVERY DAY to remind him! HAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR PET, SPADE, you weepy
little bitch!!

And after balling your cat CHECK YOURSELF FOR TICKS!!

xxxjimmy

8:39 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
WAKE UP TUCKER CARLSON! I FOUND A WEBSIT FOR YA!

GET SOME PUFFS PLUS OUT AND PUT SOME KY JELLY ON!!!

ENJOY YOU KITTYLOVING PERV!

xxxjimmy

8:52 PM, January 24, 2006



Jim Behrle said...
Hey, Catfucker.

I found an earlier draft of that poem you sent to the NEW YORKER when
you were 15! Remember this one?
Enjoy!

xxxjimmy

Me-ow

I fuck baby kitten. Let me tell you why.
Because I am a cat-humping loser. Chased by mall cops,
they catch me with a fat erection up the ass
off a cat that will soon be chicken wings at
a Panda Express. Then I'm cuffed in the back.
But I can still hear his sultry meowing,
still feel his tight asshole grip my pinky-sized winkie.
I am still painfully wrapped in sexyarn and
whacked out from all that catnip we smoked.
watching smoke rise from the screeching tires.
But here's my sweet whiskerfuck.
Shaking that already-teriyaki-sauced ass.
He springs through the air and catches his claws
right across the uncircumsized tip of my tiny flesh space shuttle.
And with his little orange wedge of a head peering over,
whoops in desire, my little darling, and sinks those hot-assed fangs
right into my meatloaf slice!
DON'T SAVE ME!