Call it the Oprah Effect

Now we'll finally know who's been lying to us all along. In six months you'll have to sign a waiver and a non-disclosure agreement before you're allowed to check out.

St. Martin's Takes No Chances, Tacks Disclaimer Onto Latest Augusten Burroughs Memoir

New and Improved Photo! With Even More Fearsome Looking O.W.

I want to fuck Oprah so bad.