Al-Jimzeera Talking Points

* Finally saw the Gay Cowboy movie. I give it three 6 shooters up. The enduring message of this movie: love is horrible. I can't believe Ang Lee couldn't fit in one Incredible Hulk cameo, though. Like you see the Hulk just off to the side while the cowboys are kissing or something. If it wins 6 Academy Awards will there be *looting*?

* The "Lazy Sunday" SNL rap is available at itunes as a free video download. It remains funny even after being mentioned in the New York Times yesterday. Usually an appearance in the Grey Lady means your parents have found out about it. The cool gets let out of the balloon entirely. But what do you think the New York Times writer meant when they continuely called the rap "unthreatening?" Like, what's that code for? Whatever. Cupcakes are funny

* They made me cover up the Spongebob on my t-shirt. I'm trying to help the global empire, Manny! C'mon! Spongebob! And the host didn't dig the fake glasses. I already look sexy I just want to look smart.

* Manny and Clement get put through the washer and dryer and comes back as Miguel Tejada? Helps both my teams! We need more 4-way trades!

* How hot am I in my brand new Obey Ron black t-shirt? Caliente.