Al-Jimzeera Talking Points

*Bruce Lee was constantly being confronted on the sets of his movies and the streets of Hong Kong because tough guys wanted to take him out and become the next Bruce Lee. I am the Bruce Lee of poetry blogs, people. Anonymous, nose-dripping losers think they can make an anonymous name for themselves by pestering me at Ron's and other places. Why Silliman endures them I don't know. But Bruce Lee is Bruce Lee and I'm Bruce Lee and you will know me by the trail of beat-up sad-sack losers. Keep it up. I got my nunchuku and my shuriken.

* Transit Strike stories aren't as good as Blackout stories. "I was stuck for 45 fuckin' minutes on Bergen St." Zzzzz.