Al-Jimzeera NewsBreak

* World's Sexiest Man is *Who*? Matthew McConaughey? He's not even the sexiest guy on my block, never mind on the cover of PEOPLE magazine. You guys are way off--he did get buff for that football betting movie nobody saw, but Sexiest (tm)? Ahhhhh NO. My vote went toward Kanye at their website but Damon, Farrell, Crowe, The Rock, Gyllenhaal, either Wilson are all good answers. C'mon! Get with it!

* When I asked the man to take my photo with Stephon Marbury (on Bowery) he thought I meant the real Stephon Marbury.

* In the hope of staying statistically ahead of Kasey's Flarf Number, I mention here that I am renaming my penis (again). No longer is it to be refered to as "Starchild." Call it Flarf.