Talking Points

* Ted Berrigan's on friendster! So why are my hands shaking? I should know better.

* Better title? SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND or MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL'S KNEES?

* Happy Birthday, Michael Scharf.

* Man attacks art urinal with hammer. How Duchampian. Why didn't I think of that? I probably would have just taken a whizz in it. Update: If somebody already had taken a leak in it then maybe I would make nachos and put them inside it.

* The 2nd Avenue Deli is closed? *Sob*!

* Shrinkage in my flarf number?? How can that be? Down below 600?