Talking Points
* Jon Stewart to host Oscars. An actual good idea. Aw yeah. "Brokeback Mountain" jokes. Lots of them. Non-stop.
* Highlight from the friendster chat from yesterday. That after Alito gets confirmed American lingerie companies should prepare for when Roe v. Wade is overturned by creating elaborate (and perhaps velvet) dryhumping equipment. This could be a $100 billion new market. They will only have 6 - 12 months to prepare. Rich Republican's daughters will still get to fly to "the spa" in France or Sweden or whatever, but your general mall-goer is going to have to find creative ways to stay off the beef. Men's outfits could have numbers and team logos on them, with an extended codpiece for extended protection during extended moments. I'm the genius that came up with Vanilla Coke, so get cracking.
* OK. Joe Massey was right. He frequently is. David Lee Roth's radio show is a *complete* mess. He was talking about child care and tractor pulls (yes, tractor pulls) and I'm all like, shouldn't he be saying something crude here or outrageous? David's smart and smooth but it's like some kind of goddamned podcast or something. As if he was fucking around with a few friends. Thunder in my cheerios? Ho ho. If that's thunder don't bother with the lightning.
* Why anyone is concerned that Herm Edwards might be headed to KC rather than coach next year's J-E-T-S. Um, I could have won 3 games as head coach, and I don't know *dick*. Never mind the injuries, never mind the whatever. He doesn't handle the clock right, he's never really won anything and they could probably come in last place *without* him. Reggie Bush might have dropped to #4 after disappearing in last night's Rose Bowl, so that might be good news. Because anybody who passes up on Vince Young will end up being very sorry. Imagine a poised Michael Vick in the pocket. Whoa.
* There have been questions, I do own greatest poet ever dot blogspot dot com, too. Just working up to that.
* Highlight from the friendster chat from yesterday. That after Alito gets confirmed American lingerie companies should prepare for when Roe v. Wade is overturned by creating elaborate (and perhaps velvet) dryhumping equipment. This could be a $100 billion new market. They will only have 6 - 12 months to prepare. Rich Republican's daughters will still get to fly to "the spa" in France or Sweden or whatever, but your general mall-goer is going to have to find creative ways to stay off the beef. Men's outfits could have numbers and team logos on them, with an extended codpiece for extended protection during extended moments. I'm the genius that came up with Vanilla Coke, so get cracking.
* OK. Joe Massey was right. He frequently is. David Lee Roth's radio show is a *complete* mess. He was talking about child care and tractor pulls (yes, tractor pulls) and I'm all like, shouldn't he be saying something crude here or outrageous? David's smart and smooth but it's like some kind of goddamned podcast or something. As if he was fucking around with a few friends. Thunder in my cheerios? Ho ho. If that's thunder don't bother with the lightning.
* Why anyone is concerned that Herm Edwards might be headed to KC rather than coach next year's J-E-T-S. Um, I could have won 3 games as head coach, and I don't know *dick*. Never mind the injuries, never mind the whatever. He doesn't handle the clock right, he's never really won anything and they could probably come in last place *without* him. Reggie Bush might have dropped to #4 after disappearing in last night's Rose Bowl, so that might be good news. Because anybody who passes up on Vince Young will end up being very sorry. Imagine a poised Michael Vick in the pocket. Whoa.
* There have been questions, I do own greatest poet ever dot blogspot dot com, too. Just working up to that.
posted by Jim Behrle at 13:48
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