No Response from McSweeney's: A List

Some Other Things James Frey Embellished

His high score on Q-Bert is 5,034,020 points less than he claimed.

While he did take a crap on a hooker in Sweden, it was only her first day. She was not "whittled down by salty years of watching other people hideously cum."

Never met Alanis Morrisette. So that *wasn't* ironic.

When he allegedly claims to have been stealing cars in Tucson he was on my fucking couch trying to make homemade Twinkees, man.

He never fucked my mom with a stick. Where did that come from?

Claims to be a big Indians fan, but he looks to me more like a Padres guy.

Says he's never seen "The Gilmore Girls?" Quit your lying, asshole!

Capital letters in the middle of sentences were due to cat attacks.