Get Your Poetry Snark Out!: "Agent Trochee"

The Poetry Snark site was once famous for cutting edge Where are they now? send-ups of anthologized 70s poets ("Look at those sideburns, etc! Hee hee!"). Lately it is known for being inert. In the spirit of outing gutless dilweeds who make fun of people (poorly) on the internet, we ask the musical question: Is this really Agent Trochee? Some guy named Ismael Ricardo Archbold? With a website and email address about "careering?" What the fuck does that mean? That this dude thinks he's qualified to make fun of people's looks, yeah *right*. His blogger profile photo made me throw up in my mouth a little. Steady that camera, son! You're on greatestlivingpoet dot com! And it seems like, once again, the loudmouth anonymous blogger types are 100% loser. I wish we'd find out that Monday Love was Derek Walcott or something. That would be way more fun. Than always having to deal with people who can't write. If poetry snark really does "come back" it better come back *strong*. The action there has always been half-assed and the jokes weak-assed. I set a high bar for snarking. You'd best step up.