Al-Jimzeera Weekend Newsflash
* The Poet Brenda Shaughnessy came up randomly on my friendster "living locally" section on the front page.
* Do I watch Saturday Night Live to watch just how unfunny Unfunny can be? I dreamt about being on Saturday Night Live as a child. Maybe I still do. Because people do watch it and do want it to be funny. Tina Fey is my idea of sexy & funny. Maybe she purposefully makes everything except her side of Weekend Update not funny? Who is Dane Cook? Why did he do a 15 minute not funny monolouge/lame stand-up act? This sweater skit that's on right now is not funny, even though he just said "It feels like I'm being raped by a Wookie." That's a funny line that somehow wasn't funny at all. The Jay Feeley thing could have been funny, but wasn't. Why are they eating lettuce? Wow.
* [Name removed] suggested my next crush list might be of people 60 or older. Or was I just supposed to do it and not mention that?
10. David Shapiro
9. Lewis Warsh
8. Rosemarie Waldrop
7. Lyn Hejinian
6. Leslie Scalapino
5. Joanne Kyger
4. Anne Lauterbach
3. Anne Waldman
2. Louise Gluck
1. Beverly Corbett
* Whoever this musical guest is looks like Steve Nash. And also sucks. This might be one of the most forgettable SNLs ever. Tina Fey, I still love you. Your husband is fat and short. Run away with me.
* Lauren, Lyco and Catherine or the only ones on the under 60 Crush List right now. In some order.
* I'll take Cincinnati, Dallas (*Feely*!), Carolina, Tennessee, Philadelphia, Kansas City, New York Jets, Chicago, Minnesotta, Tampa Bay, Oakland, Jacksonville, Washington, Buffalo, Arizona, and Houston against the spread.
* Do I watch Saturday Night Live to watch just how unfunny Unfunny can be? I dreamt about being on Saturday Night Live as a child. Maybe I still do. Because people do watch it and do want it to be funny. Tina Fey is my idea of sexy & funny. Maybe she purposefully makes everything except her side of Weekend Update not funny? Who is Dane Cook? Why did he do a 15 minute not funny monolouge/lame stand-up act? This sweater skit that's on right now is not funny, even though he just said "It feels like I'm being raped by a Wookie." That's a funny line that somehow wasn't funny at all. The Jay Feeley thing could have been funny, but wasn't. Why are they eating lettuce? Wow.
* [Name removed] suggested my next crush list might be of people 60 or older. Or was I just supposed to do it and not mention that?
10. David Shapiro
9. Lewis Warsh
8. Rosemarie Waldrop
7. Lyn Hejinian
6. Leslie Scalapino
5. Joanne Kyger
4. Anne Lauterbach
3. Anne Waldman
2. Louise Gluck
1. Beverly Corbett
* Whoever this musical guest is looks like Steve Nash. And also sucks. This might be one of the most forgettable SNLs ever. Tina Fey, I still love you. Your husband is fat and short. Run away with me.
* Lauren, Lyco and Catherine or the only ones on the under 60 Crush List right now. In some order.
* I'll take Cincinnati, Dallas (*Feely*!), Carolina, Tennessee, Philadelphia, Kansas City, New York Jets, Chicago, Minnesotta, Tampa Bay, Oakland, Jacksonville, Washington, Buffalo, Arizona, and Houston against the spread.
posted by Jim Behrle at 04:52
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