Al-Jimzeera Talking Points

* Eminem and his wife are getting back together. So he should have a new cd of Kim-fueled rage ready by about June 1st.

* Harry Potter is going to die at the end of Harry Potter #7. I guess the last word of the last page is "scar." Hmm... "And Voldemort took his first step as supreme lord of the universe onto Harry Potter's forehead, pressing his dark leather boot into the dead boy's scar."

* A new coffee-flavored Coke is on its way ("Coke Blak"). I can hardly wait. Maybe I will be famous enough to be their spokesman by the time it shows up.

* Should you use this blog as a barometer to how my day is going? I don't know. My sense of humor sometimes doesn't come across, I guess. I might start an entry with I AM HAVING A BAD DAY or I AM ON THE WILLIAMSBURG BRIDGE, BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS...PLOP. But not today or yesterday. I love everybody, especially *you*. I did like the attention it got me from one adorable Philadelphia writer. So that's nice. And someone did a google search for "Jim Behrle misogynist." So it's been a great week. I bet I know who did it. And I bet I can get my revenge...heh heh...