Al-Jimzeera NewsFlash

* Let your voice be heard! Vote for "Jim, 32, book publicist"! If you don't vote for me in the Meet Market this week, vote for Tim! Who will the luminous Rose choose (whoa, look at those eyes! I think she had been one of the 3 on the bottom a few weeks ago, she got like 80% of the vote, and the doofus guy went out with someone else! Idiot! Look at her! Breath in her beauty through the newsprint/internet!)?? Tune in to next week's NEW YORK POST (The World's Greatest Newspaper!)! Update: Boy, that "fart joke" line looked an awful lot funnier in my inbox. Indeed.

* Your new favorite poetic weblog: Trestle. Indeed.

* I actually teared up a little when they re-played Richard Pryor's scene with Chevy Chase during SNL's "Weekend Update." The world is a lot less funny tonight. Indeed.

* I laughed *aloud* during the "Glen Gary Glen Elf" sketch. "I rode here on a talking moose." Indeed.

* NFL Quick Picks: This week I'll take all the home teams versus the spread (Giants will win by 6 or 7). Indeed.