Al-Jimzeera NewsBreak

* Resist the urge to use photo of cute kid to humanize oneself. Must resist. But kid is just so cute.

* Trade Renteria, Sox. Now that's something *everyone* can get behind.

* I added a statchecker thingie to this site like a week ago, I'm finding all of the info it supplies kind of mystifying.

* I only want to be approached in genuine ways because my forcefields get cranky when they're on round-the-clock. John Coletti's got strong hands, ladies.

* Kids have the best agendas.

* It's fine to think of me as a misogynist, but I think it can limit the understanding of my misanthropy.